I Got Your Score Right Here!

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twelve. Yet we still cling to outmoded, primitive
Is anyone else as troubled as I am by some ofmethods of keeping score. It’s difficult enough
golf’s incredibly arcane rules? Having playedto swing a golf club correctly and play the game well
the game all my adult life, I’m familiar with thewithout having to worry about signing a paper
rules and even agree with most of them. But there arescorecard in the age of the Blackberry.
others that are frustrating, if not infuriating. Now, bear inI’ll always remember the tragic incident that
mind that I’m talking about the professional orcost Roberto DiVicenzo the 1968 Masters
top-level amateur game here. For what should beTournament. As you know, players keep each
obvious reasons, normal amateur events are aother’s scores in a tournament.
different animal altogether.Roberto’s fellow competitor that day, Tommy
Chief among the above-mentioned frustrations, I think,Aaron, had incorrectly marked down a four at the
is the scoring scenario. As we all know, if a playerseventeenth hole, when Roberto had actually shot
signs an incorrect score card he or she is disqualifiedthree. Because Roberto signed that card, he had to
from the competition. It makes no difference if half theaccept the higher score. As a result, he missed getting
western world knows what a player’s scoreinto a playoff with Bob Goalby the next day and
is. It makes no difference if a national televisionGoalby walked off with the green jacket.
audience has just watched in rapt attention as TigerIt never should have happened. That kind of
drilled a thirty-footer for a three. If he inadvertentlycircumstance isn’t satisfying or rewarding to
signs for a four, that’s what he gets.any player involved. Goalby couldn’t be justly
With today’s technology, there is no longerproud of his accomplishment, having backed into it
any need to rely on backward conventions to score athrough a clerical error on the part of someone else.
golf tournament. I know all the arguments. The playersAnd DeVicenzo was understandably devastated by
police themselves, it’s part of the game,the loss.
it’s an integral ingredient of the integrity of theSurely the golfing powers can do better. Surely, the
game, yada, yada, yada.rules for important tournaments can be brought into
Listen, how can those arguments hold any waterthe twenty-first century. Tournament golf audiences
when we’ve allowed technological advancesknow instantly which player is doing what all over the
in golf equipment to trample the game’sgolf course. For reality to be ignored because of a
foundations and fundamentally change the nature ofglitch in scoring by hand is intolerable in
the sport?today’s sporting world. We need to bring
Today, the golf swing has become a lethal weapon.things up to date and we need to do it quickly, before
Players are hitting the ball practically into orbit and golfanother DeVincenzo type of tragedy mars the sport
courses have to be about six miles long to keepagain.