Name That Boat!

A buddy of mine is the proud owner of a brand newvery well over the radio. "Ciao Bella" was hard for
Beneteau. It's been fun to watch him proceed throughpeople to understand, and the non-English pronunciation
the selection and buying process, and I look forward toof the spelling made it useless to accurately spell it out
taking the helm of his new love one day.vocally. We ended up saying
He is in the midst of making the boat his own, and oneLIMA-ALPHA," which I'm sure made people wonder
of the items at the top of the list is arriving at a name.how on earth we had ever come up with THAT
He asked me about this a few days ago; knowing thatname!
I'm on my third boat, he asked me how I've arrived atBOAT NAMING RULE #4: IGNORE ONE OR MORE
the various names that have been painted on the hullsOF THE OTHER RULES IF NEEDEDI have come to
I've owned.believe that naming a boat is kind of a Zen exercise:
The question got me thinking about the almostWhen the namer is ready, the name will appear. And
capricious ways I've named my boats, and the fourwhen the name appears, it may not follow one or
"rules" I've come up with for the exercise.more of the first three rules. For example, even though
BOAT NAMING RULE #1:MAKE ITI formulated Rule #2 as a result of the experience with
MEANINGFULCome up with a name that meansBoat #2, I still went with "Nehalennia" for Boat #3. The
something to or about you. Brandy, my first boat, had aname presented itself to us in auspicious
double meaning: Brandy was my nickname in collegecircumstances, and it had so much meaning for us that
(after the song that was popular in my freshmanwe chose to put up with the pronunciation and spelling
year), and my husband's father owned a businessdifficulties we knew we would encounter.
called "Brandywine Something" (I forget the secondAND WHAT ABOUT NAMING THE DINGHY?
word). Ciao Bella, my second boat, was namedWell, this is another spot where I have a rule and then
because we saw her right after spending a month inbreak it. I think that the dinghy's name should have
Italy; she looked so pretty there at the dock, it wassome relationship to the main boat: Brandy's dinghy
natural to say the phrase we had been hearingwas named "Snifter," for example. But like Rule #3
addressed to pretty women for the past 30 days.above, I didn't follow my own rule on the other two
Nehalennia was named because of my fascinationboats. Ciao Bella's dinghy, a white Avon RIB with a
with Celtic mythology; Nehalennia was a significantzippy 10 HP outboard, was named "White Lightning"
goddess in the North Sea region and protectress ofbecause of the first experience of taking her out for a
mariners.spin (after having owned a wooden-floorboard dinghy).
BOAT NAMING RULE #2: AVOID TRITENESSThis isAnd Nehalennia's dinghy is named "Digby," after an
kind of a corollary to #1. There seems to be a set ofhistorical character who had a strange and creative
names that get used over and over again. I have lostway of determining longitude at sea (See the book
count of how many "Destinys" and "Serenitys" I'veLongitude by Dava Sobel for the story of Sir Kenelm
seen on the water (my apologies to anyone whoseDigby and his proposal.).
boats are so named). I think it's important to strive forSo even though my rules might make sense, I don't
at least some degree of uniqueness in your name.even follow them, which begs the question of why I
BOAT NAMING RULE #3: MAKE IT EASY TO SAYcall them "rules"!!! Still, if you are faced with naming or
AND UNDERSTAND ON THE RADIOThis rule isre-naming a boat, I invite you to at least consider the
more of a "do as I say, not as I do" thing. With mycriteria I've listed.
second boat, I learned that some names don't work